He got Incognito'd!

Trip toe is an increasingly common injury among QBs who have the temerity to want to run the ball in the NFL.

My dress, my choice!

As much as I want to hate on it on behalf of local arteries…

I love the ellipses after "giant burrito."

Surely his friends don't say they're "going to Charlie's house," but instead say they're "going to the house of Hunnam," and continue joking about Peking duck and lo mein.

"Materialism" is also a concept that early-20th-century evangelicals used to disparage anarchists, atheists, and communists. But this guy (Cameron, not you, @disqus_LwGUx0IhYx:disqus ) probably doesn't know that.

According to Leviticus, no. According to Acts of the Apostles, knock yourself out.

I have always loved roulette. It's so fun to me, I think because there are so many different ways to win, with varying odds. I like to pick a number, but then place bets on several of the groupings that contain it, its color, and if it's odd or even — but never on the number itself.

You're probably on to something there. One of the challenges, of course, is that making good art is difficult and rare, so good art about religion is always going to be rare, just like good art about any big topic (war, love, death, auto racing, etc.).

They've been hidden all this time, but ready to launch into action at any moment, like the Swiss army in their fake trees and armories disguised as barns!

I think we need some new terminology. You know how not all sparkling wine can be called champagne? Well, not every place where ostensible Christians gather should be called a church. In fact, I submit that any such place that involves a large screen and projection equipment is not a church, but a semi-religious…

That's really well put. Do you have a newsletter?

This movie not approved by @avclub-08ae6a26b7cb089ea588e94aed36bd15:disqus !

On the internet, you're never certain about anyone's hat.

Eventually, people will sing about the Twelve Months of Christmas.

I'M MORE 'M'R'C'N CHRISTIAN THAN YOU, BECAUSE I'M OPENING MY STORE ON THANKSGIVING DAY!!!1!!1!1!! BEN GAZI WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THAT WAY!1!1111!!!!!

Divine ham abounds.

According to Wikipedia, high-ranking Soviet officials said the same thing to their daughters about Lavrentiy Beria.

The War on Christmas was, indeed, swiftly and decisively won by anti-Christmas forces, who launched a swift, blitz-like bombardment of Santa's workshop at the North Pole. They learned of its location by waterboarding captured elves until they divulged its whereabouts. It was all extra-legal, of course, and the…