At this rate, is Reynolds going to win an Oscar before Oldman does?

So, with the big CBS contract money, this guy can buy a razor, right?

He likes Kid Rock, and he chews tobacco? [gets wet] Please tell me he has a huge beer gut and drives a pickup truck that costs more than a college education.

"No one should ever have any object placed inside their asshole that is larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo." — George Carlin

"Do you hate your father?"
"Sort of. But the guy I really hate is your father."

Huh. Well, I guess I can see that point of view. I don't share it, but I see it.

All you said in your previous post was "It's a level of sub-joke that I find extremely irritating (like the hashtag thing). Plus, I served my country and I'm not wild about people going 'Hurr-durr…Aren't Americans dumb?'" But, anyway, yes, the hoopleheads are exactly who I'm talking about, too, so I think you're…

Hmmm. I don't know when or how you first came to know the jokey term "Murica" (or its variants), but my take was always that it was making fun of a certain type of chest-thumping, jingoistic, willfully ignorant, post-9/11 attitude that made a lot of Americans blind to some important realities about the world we live…

So, do you actually downvote people for using the term "Murica," or are you just joking around? If you actually do downvote, what's your beef with ironically writing "Murica"?

Not yet. I've been busy.

Thanks!

Two things about this movie that make it awesome. First, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio was a vision of loveliness in every single frame of this. She was so great in just about every movie I've seen her in. She deserved so much better than what Hollywood was willing to give her. I hate to say it, but a shorter name…

The narrator or speaker in the song isn't necessarily the real-life Bryan Adams. This is the most common misconceptions about songs or poetry in the first person, and the chief danger a writer faces. Hell, there was a story I read this past spring about a rapper who got sent up the river on drug charges, and the…

I don't remember that little addendum at the end there, after the music stops. That's dark, man. It looks like the video stops right before he starts beating the shit out of her.

Yes. I have some thoughts about it (in passing; I mostly talk about Part II), here:

Everyone actually likes Enya, even if they don't know it yet.

Liked, especially, for IKEA.

I thought Flanders popularized it, when he was trying to escape that werewolf.

That could have been anyone's wall!

You gotta work a beaver in there, too, I think.