That summer, I remember standing in a long line at the Twin movie theater (yes, kids, a suburban movie theater with only two screens!) a couple of times. Once to see this, and another time to see Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Those flicks, the LA Olympics, Born in the USA, and the Cars' "Magic" define that…

I was 15 when Burton's PG-13-rated Batman came out. I took my 13-year-old brother to see it. I talked the teenager at the ticket booth into letting my brother and me in for the under-12 price. I was impressed with how much illogic I successfully employed to save a couple of bucks. But even with that natural talent…

The article also comes off as childish itself. It's not a mature person's reasoned argument. Like you, I couldn't care less if someone doesn't like a movie that I like — it takes all kinds in this world. But the article didn't really present Ghostbusters accurately. It sounded like a high school freshman wrote it,…

So, does anyone else think the non-specificity of "San Francisco Bay Area" is hilarious? It's like they haven't gotten around to planning what will be the actual site of this single most expensive and disruptive sporting event in the world, and are stuck somewhere in the middle of a spectrum with "To Be Determined"…

With tastefulness and artistry, you can bet. They were too perfect for this world——

AV Clubbers, I'm surprised at you! I thought this would have at least XXXV likes! This is hilarious. Wonderful job, @avclub-700fc811e344d225ac9a6cd88c018db6:disqus , but apparently you're throwing pearls at swine around here.

Amo te, Rudis Neophytum.

Oh, man, when I lived in Milwaukee, there was some barely-there TV channel I could sometimes get over the air, and it played old movies and whatever programming it could get ahold of cheap. So I got to watch a few Canadian football games. For an American football fan, it was easy to follow, until you'd be reminded…

Let's not get into that.

Depressingly, it's about average size in America in MMXIV.

IL is some straight-unnumerical shit, to a Roman.

Super Bowl LIX has to be in Vegas!

Boom! Manning'd!

Remember how lame movies and TV shows looked 14 years ago, with their © MM Some Jerkoff Productions? Thankfully we can now at least see © MMXIV Ashton Kutcher Still Finds Work Productions.

You've probably watched more of the show, and more recently, than I have, but I don't remember Archie ever longing for an agrarian past. He's a city boy, through and through.

I've never seen a picture of Aronofsky before. I really didn't expect him to look like Errol Flynn. I expected him to be much shaggier.

I have no problem with an openly gay athlete, nor with him kissing his boyfriend in celebration of his being drafted, nor even with his draft stock perhaps being edged artificially higher simply because he played in the SEC (which benefits from a fierce reputation, while hardly ever scheduling out-of-conference games…

Sometimes they'll at least be honest and say, "One local resident [meaningful nod and smirk to the camera] has decided to do something about it."

Are you in Texas?

While I loved Vienna while I was traveling there, it was the only city I visited in Europe that gave me dreams about Nazis. I dreamt one night that a whole pack of wolves walking on their hind legs and wearing SS uniforms were coming out of a subway station in front of St. Stephen's, barking a drinking song as they…