"Football is a dead sport walking in the United States."

No one's mentioned the Ramones debut? "Blitzkrieg Bop" followed up by "Beat On the Brat" is quite an opener.

"But ultimately, Hook meanders too much, and the book frequently reads as
if it was dictated, then assembled in roughly chronological order."

Tarantino can make movies about the black experience in America, because, not only does he buy Wu Wear, most of his friends are black.  Well, not his friends, but his coke dealers.  Well, not his dealers, but their delivery guys.  With the exception of that one Hispanic dude.

A dose of reality for Ted Nugent's vision of an armed general populace:

A dose of reality for Ted Nugent's vision of an armed general populace:

@Nudeviking:disqus It's "poutine", you moron.  And way to be a bigot. 

@Nudeviking:disqus It's "poutine", you moron.  And way to be a bigot. 

I enjoy Girls and I enjoy Todd's writing and analysis.  What I don't enjoy is the fact that every show that Todd reviews seems to be written from the perspective of a nerdy 17 year old taking an undergrad Feminism survey course.

I enjoy Girls and I enjoy Todd's writing and analysis.  What I don't enjoy is the fact that every show that Todd reviews seems to be written from the perspective of a nerdy 17 year old taking an undergrad Feminism survey course.

I read the headline and thought it was Jerry Stahl, from "Permanent Midnight".  I'm old.

I read the headline and thought it was Jerry Stahl, from "Permanent Midnight".  I'm old.

Michael Ian Black summed this up perfectly.  Limbaugh's attack was as a "journalist" against a generalized group of women looking to have power over their own bodies. C.K.'s attack was a drunken rant against a single, dangerous person who wanted to be a position in which she could exercise control over millions.

"Could anybody make out the novel Don was reading in bed? I could not."

"I find myself wondering just what it was about the show that made me so hopeful for it back in the early days."

That was a real person? I thought it was just a genetic mishmash of Will Ferrell and Richard Simmons that some scientist made in a lab & then planned to kill after the halftime show.

I'm soooo going to take a bunch of diet pills before I go see this with Zack.

Oh great, Mumbles McFatlips is finally getting some mainstream exposure.

I feel the opposite—this Scrillex thing is young and hyped enough to actually put out something relevant.  Old people inevitably can't relate to modern culture, so I expect less out of aging rocks stars who are well past their prime.

I think you're all just a bunch of harvesters of sorrow.