The Prosecution would like to call a surprise witness…
Ms. Ann B. Dexterous! … No, not the maid from the Brady Bunch.

Connect Four: The Movie
You will believe a person can win diagonally.

I know it's time for Carell to leave, but it's still really hard.
That's what she said.

Vincent "Vince P." Peters
I would really like to hear the story on how Vincent Peters got the nickname "Vince P." I bet it's a ripping yarn.

So good, it needed to be posted twice.

If Mary Louise Parker is old…
…then something something something GILF. (So ends my masterclass on expert commenting.)

If Mary Louise Parker is old…
…then something something something GILF. (So ends my masterclass on expert commenting.)

As Scott was writing this review, I bought Knight and Day from the bargain bin at Wal-Mart and then sold it at a yard sale three years later.

McGuffin-maker
How do I get a job as McGuffin-maker? Maybe the answer is in that briefcase!