Be strong. People of good faith know that Dead Man is just the worst.

Be strong. People of good faith know that Dead Man is just the worst.

I'm not sure we can be friends. Dead Man is such a putrid excuse for a movie. The western genre is surpassingly rich, and all Dead Man does is to anaesthetize the dirt and to give everyone cutey-cute dialogue. I think less of anyone who thinks that it's any good.

I'm not sure we can be friends. Dead Man is such a putrid excuse for a movie. The western genre is surpassingly rich, and all Dead Man does is to anaesthetize the dirt and to give everyone cutey-cute dialogue. I think less of anyone who thinks that it's any good.

Two words: Finnegans Wake.

Two words: Finnegans Wake.

Let's not go crazy, now, sir. Hey, put that hook back.

Let's not go crazy, now, sir. Hey, put that hook back.

Companion Piece: Standard Operating Procedure.

Companion Piece: Standard Operating Procedure.

Yeah, well, here's to hope. Maybe we'll get more of Vidal's and less of Sandburg's Lincoln, but I've yet to see the evidence.

Yeah, well, here's to hope. Maybe we'll get more of Vidal's and less of Sandburg's Lincoln, but I've yet to see the evidence.

See, I realise that, but the other thing is that I've seen the trailer, too. And I don't know that I've ever once seen a duller or more hagiographic film trailer than the one that's out for Lincloln.

See, I realise that, but the other thing is that I've seen the trailer, too. And I don't know that I've ever once seen a duller or more hagiographic film trailer than the one that's out for Lincloln.

My wife and I went to $1 midnight movies for our first date and saw Night at the Museum. Then, for our first "official couple" date, we watched A Clockwork Orange. Ah, love.

My wife and I went to $1 midnight movies for our first date and saw Night at the Museum. Then, for our first "official couple" date, we watched A Clockwork Orange. Ah, love.

My sister went to Punch-Drunk Love on a first date with a creepy college senior when she was a college freshman. That guy broke it off with her two months later when he got a different girl pregnant.

My sister went to Punch-Drunk Love on a first date with a creepy college senior when she was a college freshman. That guy broke it off with her two months later when he got a different girl pregnant.

I FILMED YOUR MOM.

I FILMED YOUR MOM.