In the film's opening moments, you together would be able to watch Joaquin Phoenix furiously pumping his jizz into the sea, but the image gives one the wrong impression. It's not that kind of movie. It left both me and wife so stressed out and physically uncomfortable that we didn't get up to much of anything for the…

In the film's opening moments, you together would be able to watch Joaquin Phoenix furiously pumping his jizz into the sea, but the image gives one the wrong impression. It's not that kind of movie. It left both me and wife so stressed out and physically uncomfortable that we didn't get up to much of anything for the…

I know, right? The mathematical rigour in these comments sections, geez, tell ya what. When I see statements about T.A.T.U., I want all epsilons and deltas in their right places, thx.

I know, right? The mathematical rigour in these comments sections, geez, tell ya what. When I see statements about T.A.T.U., I want all epsilons and deltas in their right places, thx.

It would be incredibly difficult for someone like Echols not to become an egomaniac in prison. I worked in a juvenile facility for a while, and the thing that strikes you about the bright people inside is that they're so much in the minority that they're led to think that this would be true generally, and not just in…

It would be incredibly difficult for someone like Echols not to become an egomaniac in prison. I worked in a juvenile facility for a while, and the thing that strikes you about the bright people inside is that they're so much in the minority that they're led to think that this would be true generally, and not just in…

I thumbed through this at Barnes & Noble and was a little surprised at how much of it I'd already read—from the aforementioned Slashdot Interview, to the introduction to David Foster Wallace's Everything & More, plus the seminal Wired articles. I don't blame Stephenson for this, of course; it's just a sign, I guess,…

I thumbed through this at Barnes & Noble and was a little surprised at how much of it I'd already read—from the aforementioned Slashdot Interview, to the introduction to David Foster Wallace's Everything & More, plus the seminal Wired articles. I don't blame Stephenson for this, of course; it's just a sign, I guess,…

Reading this, I feel like I've fallen into a ZMF fractal, a smaller part that recapitulates the essence of the wider whole.

Reading this, I feel like I've fallen into a ZMF fractal, a smaller part that recapitulates the essence of the wider whole.

I went to that movie on a date and felt like I needed an ear-douche afterward. The music…just…never…never…stops. That might be okay in certain real operas, but for Phantom, I found it punishing.

I went to that movie on a date and felt like I needed an ear-douche afterward. The music…just…never…never…stops. That might be okay in certain real operas, but for Phantom, I found it punishing.

Thank God! No—thank Jesus with a sword sticking vengeful from his gaping maw! The snark scourge…it is finally over! The victory is won!

Thank God! No—thank Jesus with a sword sticking vengeful from his gaping maw! The snark scourge…it is finally over! The victory is won!

Not too far. The song sounds every bit as competent as "L.A. Woman," say.

Not too far. The song sounds every bit as competent as "L.A. Woman," say.

@avclub-d6eadece4ff78746d933232818ee5e69:disqus He might have one or two; he's mainly there just for him and Phoenix to scowl at one another (i.e., to show that the callow sceptic is still in, while the one-time true believer is cast out).

@avclub-d6eadece4ff78746d933232818ee5e69:disqus He might have one or two; he's mainly there just for him and Phoenix to scowl at one another (i.e., to show that the callow sceptic is still in, while the one-time true believer is cast out).

He's around in England, at the end, but he wouldn't need to be.

He's around in England, at the end, but he wouldn't need to be.