Modern writers now just need to license their work for such overhauls. The Cock-erections, by Jon Franzen, anyone?

(no no don't hurt me i'm not here)

This deserves to be on college library bathroom stall walls everywhere. Well done.

This deserves to be on college library bathroom stall walls everywhere. Well done.

My God, what an insulting spambot.

My God, what an insulting spambot.

I read that Michael Haneke, when he teaches classes on film, uses NBK as a demo that fascist techniques are ineffective at creating an anti-fascist work of art. That said, it popped all the "awesome" circuitry in my brain when I watched it.

I read that Michael Haneke, when he teaches classes on film, uses NBK as a demo that fascist techniques are ineffective at creating an anti-fascist work of art. That said, it popped all the "awesome" circuitry in my brain when I watched it.

I think @avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus's on to something, folks.

I think @avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus's on to something, folks.

Oliver Stone has one? Or is this spill-over from the NO interview?

Oliver Stone has one? Or is this spill-over from the NO interview?

As a science guy, here's what really put me off on JFK: "The FBI says they can prove it through physics in a nuclear laboratory. Of course they can prove it. Theoretical physics can also prove that an elephant can hang off a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy! But use your eyes, your common sense."

As a science guy, here's what really put me off on JFK: "The FBI says they can prove it through physics in a nuclear laboratory. Of course they can prove it. Theoretical physics can also prove that an elephant can hang off a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy! But use your eyes, your common sense."

Nick Offerman and Sean O'Neal: both on Team Irony, on opposing teams, or both on Team No-Irony?

Nick Offerman and Sean O'Neal: both on Team Irony, on opposing teams, or both on Team No-Irony?

A "Dirk Diggler & Ron Swanson's Tummysticks" fan-fic is crying out to be born, here, people.

A "Dirk Diggler & Ron Swanson's Tummysticks" fan-fic is crying out to be born, here, people.

Butt like one, too, at least when using Jon Hamm's John Ham.

Butt like one, too, at least when using Jon Hamm's John Ham.