"Only sluts ride on escalators." "Boy don'tcha know it. What a pig."

"Only sluts ride on escalators." "Boy don'tcha know it. What a pig."

One of conservative pundit Paul Johnson's finest works!

One of conservative pundit Paul Johnson's finest works!

So…then what?

So…then what?

Are you one of those "Jesus Freaks" I've heard about?

Are you one of those "Jesus Freaks" I've heard about?

I believe that @joaquinstick:disqus has finally minted an appropriate explanation of the Internet for outsiders.

I believe that @joaquinstick:disqus has finally minted an appropriate explanation of the Internet for outsiders.

The fact that one of those guys made $3bil last year and is only worth $6bil tells me that someone out there is living a substantially different life from mine.

The fact that one of those guys made $3bil last year and is only worth $6bil tells me that someone out there is living a substantially different life from mine.

They probably would, if people read them. This is comment #16, on a site that has no problem getting 2000+ comments on a single episode of Breaking Bad.

They probably would, if people read them. This is comment #16, on a site that has no problem getting 2000+ comments on a single episode of Breaking Bad.

I'm burned out on superhero stuff, too; however, I thought Chronicle was maybe the best found-footage movie I've seen, and finally used the superhero metaphors a little less literally than most of our recent entries to the genre.

I'm burned out on superhero stuff, too; however, I thought Chronicle was maybe the best found-footage movie I've seen, and finally used the superhero metaphors a little less literally than most of our recent entries to the genre.

I Am Charlotte Simmons was a little wonky, but, yeah, Wolfe's the man.

I Am Charlotte Simmons was a little wonky, but, yeah, Wolfe's the man.

I had fun reading it, but when he listed how many sex partners he'd had and how often he had sex w/o a condom while falling into bed with someone who was also too drunk to be doing that and falling asleep mid-coitus and how there was a story involving a whalesex that he'd left out because we'd simply probably not be…

I had fun reading it, but when he listed how many sex partners he'd had and how often he had sex w/o a condom while falling into bed with someone who was also too drunk to be doing that and falling asleep mid-coitus and how there was a story involving a whalesex that he'd left out because we'd simply probably not be…