Only you, Kara, but you're an angel.

Every time I see the title to this movie, I enjoy imagining that Tom Cruise will play an artist whose form is his own crap. #DFWjoke #haha

Every time I see the title to this movie, I enjoy imagining that Tom Cruise will play an artist whose form is his own crap. #DFWjoke #haha

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus My parents had a copy, too, although they were that kind of people. Dad tells a strange story about how he and his friends were so assured, one semester of college, that Christ would return before finals that they blew off all studying, which (sagely) he advised me…

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus My parents had a copy, too, although they were that kind of people. Dad tells a strange story about how he and his friends were so assured, one semester of college, that Christ would return before finals that they blew off all studying, which (sagely) he advised me…

A real oddity was his narration of Hal Lindsey's The Late, Great Planet Earth movie, the book of which (embarrassingly for the human race) is one of the be best-selling "non-fiction" documents ever written. I actually watched it (writeup here, IYI), and it's as bad as you'd expect.

A real oddity was his narration of Hal Lindsey's The Late, Great Planet Earth movie, the book of which (embarrassingly for the human race) is one of the be best-selling "non-fiction" documents ever written. I actually watched it (writeup here, IYI), and it's as bad as you'd expect.

Taint what it seems, huh?

Taint what it seems, huh?

His skin is so…stretchy…so…strangely American….

His skin is so…stretchy…so…strangely American….

That's a coffee cup, not that that picture up there makes him look at all sad and homeless or anything.

That's a coffee cup, not that that picture up there makes him look at all sad and homeless or anything.

Pretty sure they're the face of White Middle America, although the last hilarious movie they recommended was Think Like a Man. It's weird.

Pretty sure they're the face of White Middle America, although the last hilarious movie they recommended was Think Like a Man. It's weird.

Finally…a science fiction film my parents will watch.

Finally…a science fiction film my parents will watch.

There's also this cool hazing thing we do, where noobies give out a) SSNs and b) Credit Card info! It's wicked cool.

There's also this cool hazing thing we do, where noobies give out a) SSNs and b) Credit Card info! It's wicked cool.

New tagline: "Finally—a dance film as depressing as Saturday Night Fever!"