New tagline: "Finally—a dance film as depressing as Saturday Night Fever!"

Oh, zing. (It's mayo.)

Oh, zing. (It's mayo.)

Nah, none of that. More like in an Old Testament Vengeful God way.

Nah, none of that. More like in an Old Testament Vengeful God way.

I know that seems pretty messed up (what kinky shit might happen next? mummification? coprophagia?), but if you'd stuck around for the last half-hour or so, then things do get weird in a good way.

I know that seems pretty messed up (what kinky shit might happen next? mummification? coprophagia?), but if you'd stuck around for the last half-hour or so, then things do get weird in a good way.

@avclub-54b9060039a6d5ecfbae83f82a76be29:disqus That's what I had to do, eventually. I thought that finding someone who you could watch TV with might be more important than a strict congruence w/r/t religion, but maybe one's correlated with the other, to some extent.

@avclub-54b9060039a6d5ecfbae83f82a76be29:disqus That's what I had to do, eventually. I thought that finding someone who you could watch TV with might be more important than a strict congruence w/r/t religion, but maybe one's correlated with the other, to some extent.

Careful w/ the ellipsis. I think the $749.6 million is a domestic high (i.e., how much it made just in the USA), which shouldn't be compared with the global number for The Avengers.

Careful w/ the ellipsis. I think the $749.6 million is a domestic high (i.e., how much it made just in the USA), which shouldn't be compared with the global number for The Avengers.

I hope this is enough to start thinking reparations for the frost giants.

I hope this is enough to start thinking reparations for the frost giants.

Black people are scary, aren't they. Also, gorillas. Tough.

Black people are scary, aren't they. Also, gorillas. Tough.

I agree. I just happen to think that Avatar is essentially the same type of breakthrough film, except it happens to be popular to hate it at this particular point in history.

I agree. I just happen to think that Avatar is essentially the same type of breakthrough film, except it happens to be popular to hate it at this particular point in history.

Dude, we've rehashed this endlessly—there's a lot of stuff in Prometheus that just doesn't make any fucking sense, while at least Avatar has its own pulpy story logic. I get it: you don't like Avatar. No need to go nuts here.

Dude, we've rehashed this endlessly—there's a lot of stuff in Prometheus that just doesn't make any fucking sense, while at least Avatar has its own pulpy story logic. I get it: you don't like Avatar. No need to go nuts here.

@avclub-8b7f16bef41992eea9090b2cf28c25ae:disqus I saw it three times in the theatres. It was pretty. My wife learned to speak Na'vi. What now?