Wa wa wee wa

Not one of the top 10 worst.

*wipes away tears*

"Each star represents a playmate that I've slept with."

Plus he dressed up as a bottom feeder.

I was going to throw a fit if "Some Kind of Nature" was on here. Not one of his best, but in context I thought that it was a good Gorillaz + Lou Reed song.

Caveat Emptor.

Sure Gentle Herpes, we *won't* check your basement.

I couldn't imagine if ABC, NBC, CBS and FOX were around during the Holocaust.

*shudders*

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Also, they are actually the terrible roll models that taught Baby Boomers to be their terrible selves.

And apparently can't not see what's on People magazine when you wait to buy things from a store.

Seriously? You don't watch mainstream news?

Jesus, "an Elizabeth Smart-type" is now a descriptive noun?

You ever been kidnapped?

"And now, the dancing Itos!"

We all belong to the city.

Jay Leno: "Someone should have told Monica that!"

Never knew a sax solo that wasn't steamy.