And forgiving the guy who raped your wife.

Only if it is written in an obsolete vernacular.

Ah! I forgot about scrambled Playboy channel.

Like a girl getting it missionary-style by an angel and blasted in the ass by a devil? Yeah, I'm sure we can connect the lines.

The Royal Tampon-Fuckers: A XXX Parody

I have. And I fear for the future.

And granola!

New meaning to the term "trickle-down."

You take that back about Washington State- we're just weirdly boned.

Lol, yep, that's the only one.

I never understood why it took a movie (albeit a great movie from a great source) to get people to go to New Zealand.

The AV Club

I was waiting for mummies to finally show themselves in the Twilight movies (much to my ex's annoyance). Maybe an Egyptian relic tour comes to the area, gets hit by lightning and then has to fight/fall in love with the gorgeous mutants?

Putting it in aquifers might be a better thing? Because that's what I've been saying since the Valdez.

You live outside of Port Angeles? I'm mostly from Tacoma (and Seattle, I suppose) and never heard of anything outside Port Angeles. Unincorporated Clallam county? Sincere question here.

Out of curiosity, in this context, where would the western state line be? Water's edge?

Did they tell you to eat a dick?

I was just projecting, I am the jealous one because no one asked how Achtung Baby affected my 13 year old sense of style.

We have a thing for cordials.

Whiskey.