Better question is: How can El Asso Wipo have so many down votes since down votes were an option? Why do people hate you?

Ah shit, that makes much more sense.

And I would be Catholic if a naked woman with big boobs was the Pope.

HipsterDBag:

And continued with good ol' Reagan in the 1980 primaries with his "States' Rights" speech at the Neshoba County Fair (I had to look up the name), and furthered with Karl Rove's smear of McCain in the 2000 primaries where they did a push poll in South Carolina about McCain fathering a black child out of wedlock (he has…

Ok- He's a bongo playing stoner that hates corporate America. She's an anti-government Tea partier that hates entitlement America . Through their mutual misunderstanding of how the U.S. actually works, they find love, life and maybe a little bit of fun.

Women be shopping. I hear it's nigh impossible to stop a woman from shopping.

"I'm not racist, but I do enjoy Oriental food."

Some of my best friends are attractive women!

I really hope the white guy is an accountant (or something along those lines) and his wife is either a social worker or newscaster.

It's the least you could do, really.

With this transaction? No.

Nope, the whole reason 100% of his Demoncrat party is totally always behind him is because he is such a leftist radical, who is also totally like Hitler and Franco.

Some of his best friends are "Hispanics."

The best part (sort of, I suppose there really is no good part to any of this) was the look on Sandusky's lawyer's face while Sandusky said "I enjoy young people."

As a Gentile from the Pacific Northwest, I get that joke, but mostly because of that one Simpson's episode where we find out Moe was born a snakehandler.

He said in a local paper that actually the Daily Show could have made the interview worse. I can't imagine what they might have scuttled.

Exactly.

"Jews… I hope… d… i… e…"
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Also, Obammy is a total nincompoop that is so stupid he doesn't know his head from his ass.
I'm led to believe these two arguments work well in tandem.