How many dead Kenyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Was that supposed to be Mike at the end? Or another Walt?

Some of my best friends are racist!

Dude, you really need to have an idea of what you are talking about. You didn't even get the name of the musical right. And, despite your assertion the production was 'dissing the Mormon religion' the musical is actually very pro-religion (all religions, not just the LDS church). You would know both of those things…

They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge

Music for Cougars, eh? Nice fucking obvious name for an album by Mark McGrath.

I think it was the 1997 Bumbershoot (Seattle festival, not sure how known it is) where one concert venue had Smash Mouth opening up for Sugar Ray. It was about as awesome as you would imagine.

Wings is so weird to me. I just looked it up and it ran for 172 episodes. I'd ask a rhetorical "Why/How?" but I already know the answer, people love mediocrity.

Someone had to play the housekeeper/driver/cook/etc.

Or so the pandas would have us think….

"I'm sorry for your loss."

Did your dad also like the addition of Poochie to Itchy & Scratchy?

"Plus, I'm not an albino, I just have really bad vitiligo."

Pop Muzik?

You are not the only one. I've always mashed this song up with "That's Just the Way it Is" by Bruce Hornsby. Both have that same level of bland, very very white sound.

Napster with "here we are now" by Nirvana was always my favorite.

At Ramsay, in same voice:

Well, when a boy shriner monkey and a girl shriner monkey fall in love, they get married. Then they have what is called sex, and soon a baby shriner monkey is born.

Fourthed.