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M-Dan
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Oh jesus christ.

I'll at least take this as given you jerk off to Glenn Beck, which proves my hypothesis of why you're floating around here contradicting everyone who thinks he's a giant asshole. You might want to take note, at some point, that no one is actually debating the points you keep whining about while trying to defend your

Now be fair, Dave78 obviously jerks off to Glenn Beck every day, how could he NOT believe that socialists and Nazis are essentially interchangeable?

Hey now, that's not true, there was an episode of CSI where the victim was a furry! And a dude.

Maybe the fourth one will be some kind of Rosetta stone that when applied to the plot of the first three unveils the secrets of the universe.

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 Eva

I had to pause to laugh at that joke too…only to discover I'd paused on the shot of the RADON: THE SILENT KILLER pamphlet and had to give myself another few minutes.

Fillion's breakout role was totally Captain Hammer.

The best Shamrock shake is the one made with mint liqueur. Almost makes that big mac snack warp look palatable.

I think it's high time that Reboot! got a reboot.

I think a lot of people had problems with season 3 because they had that 8 episode arc at the very beginning that promised all sorts of info on the Others, and ended up being just Sawyer and Kate making out in a cage while Jack got all angsty in an empty aquarium. And then it was off the air for three friggin'

…does somebody need a hug?

I imagine if there were enough of them they could work everything in tandem, hissing directions at each other as they careen through the streets.

A carful of snakes?
So wait, did he climb into a car that was full of snakes to escape the dog, or did those motherfucking snakes run him down with the car while he was being savaged by the dog?

What else are we supposed to do with our winters?

The only way we're ever going to get a definitive result is with Judge and Apatow facing off on Monday Night Rehabilitation.

I didn't think it was a cliche that they got killed with a headshot so much as scientific fact.

Clooney's Batman was totally gay for Kilmer's Batman.

Not since he assimilated her and made her a Tom Cruise doppelganger.

When I went through that sequence, Joker shot me full in the face, the reload scene said to use the camera stick to dodge the bullet, but then the game dropped me at the beginning of the Scarecrow platformer. Did I miss anything cool by not dodging that bullet? Guess I'll have to play again…