Feel free to name any examples that don't actually exist.

I hope cooking pies.

True, there is a growing number of people who "believe" that you're pathetic misogynists who's argument boils down to "why aren't women as oppressed as they used to be? It's not FAIR."

Honestly, I don't get it. So the guy told, admittedly repeatedly, a fabricated tale. But it was a personal story, he wasn't fabricating news. He never reported it as news. So why does this 'shocking revelation' mean he should automatically resign?

He just had his empty War armour build the model while he was studying. Multitasking, yo.

That's funny, every time I see that you've read one, I picture you crying, then using those tears as lube while you jerk off over a much-abused picture of Silent Bob you tore out of a magazine in college.

You're about as deeply unpleasant as your fat windbag of a personal hero.

No, jackass, you don't get to pretend that your idiotic argument made any goddamn sense.

………what?

Josh Duhamel is a big Hollywood star?

Here's my problem with Kevin Smith the person: he never shuts the fuck up about himself. Any time he guests on a podcast, the conversation is all about his stupid goddamn stories about how this one time a thing happened to him.

Clerks and Mallrats were good for what they were - cheap indy movies solidly set in the 90s. Chasing Amy….was okay. Dogma…starting to disappear up his own ass.

Kevin Smith's comic books, still, I assume.

Okay, this has been driving me nuts for the past few weeks and I can't find anyone else mentioning it anywhere, and it's starting to make me feel crazy.

"Free bacon for Scudworths? Why, I'm a Scudworth!"

Yeah I re-watched recently and definitely enjoyed it more; I think it may just not be as ingrained in my brain as everything else (although Abe's flapping cheek skin is going to haunt my dreams forever).

"Numbers don't lie, Joan!"
"I'm the number 5!"

The Mandy Moore ep was my least favourite, but that might also be due to having a devil of a time finding it, so by the time I watched it I'd seen the rest of the show a dozen times over.

"Name's…Prepcourse"

I miss him.