You'd think that people would be happier now that W.C. Fields is running the place.

Well sometimes a nazi wants to writhe in a pit of man flesh, but realizes that he's more comfortable if he does it dressed like a cartoon animal.

Steve Bannon looks like a bowl of porridge upturned over an open dermatological atlas.

Yep, while the rest of the team is quietly stroking their copy of "Atlas Shrugged," you better believe that Bannon is openly highlighting passages of "Juliette, or Vice Amply Rewarded."

I just visited Death Valley for the first time in my life. All that time in the desert brought me back to revisit Don Van Vliet's music with the Magic Band. It's always good to recall that, outside of a certain album involving a trout, he made some solid pop music. You don't need to know what "hocketing" is to enjoy…

Every time I go in there, it's the same guy with a clarinet playing that same damn Mickey Katz song.

There it is: Chemtrails. The magical chemical that is so fantastically concentrated that you can dribble a bit of it in the upper atmosphere and we all turn gay. I say unto you that it makes much more sense to put such a chemical into our gasoline. The Cabal That Rules Us All could honestly tell us, "We put…

The key word here is "stream." Loot Crate subscribers are consuming plastic crap the same way that most people consume plastic music.

Sometimes after I get hacked I can't even sign on and comment here. Because of all of the hacking.

I don't know about that. Sheer unadulterated falsehoods seem to really resound with his supporters. I'm told that we need to reach out to them.

The color combinations displayed here remind me of what happens when a four year old discovers mom's makeup.

He does a fine John Belushi impression:

One thing's for sure: Giving offbeat film directors a TV series to chew on is a splendid idea. Anybody ever watch Lars Von Trier's "The Kingdom"? I still enjoy bits of it much more than his films (and I could say the same for Lynch and Twin Peaks).

1896: L'Arrivée d'un Train en Gare de La Ciotat.

"Vote for Us if You Want to Live!"

I just said this elsewhere, but do you know how you really run government like a business? You look at people's resumes and see if they have relevant experience in a similar position before you hire.

He'll always be my baby. That awful Trump can only dream of being the hurricane of destruction that my boy was. That's eight years you'll never get, New York City Salsa!

So in a decade or so we'll find a chunk of Trump's wall holding up a urinal in a Chinese casino.

There are many places where you can make a stand for proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. The internet is not one of them.

George W. wasn't actually stupid, just ideologically blinkered. You can see it in the way that his administration could actually take a plan all the way to execution without meeting much resistance. To be fair, in those days we were running our government "like a business," i.e., George W. was selected because his…