Well I sort of feel like if Trump wins it would only be a matter of time before some wealthy company or another ordered him assassinated. Then we'd live in PENCE'S AMERICA OH GOD

And you can forget about a paid meeting with Sam Hyde!

I can't wait to spread "Trump Wins" memes on Facebook after Hillary inevitably wins in a landslide. Just to mess with people, because I'm crying for help.

I don't think Trump voters are trying to kill kids…I mean I don't agree with them and I'm sure most of them are shit but c'mon now!

This man is a saint!

Ha yeah that's the liberal media for you!!! Oh wait…

I think I'll pass on this one.

Still waiting on Universal Studios' monster movie universe…

He's not wrong..

This truly is the darkest timeline.

You're Native American?

"Singing, dancing boy upset" Onion headline from awhile back.

Can't wait for their album with Jerry Sandusky to drop.

I like Marnie better than The Birds

I couldn't find anything on that… don't make comments you can't back up.

Bogus!

If he can get a job again so can I! (Hopefully in filmmaking, but I'll take what I can get…)

Totally agree. A lot of her stuff seems very conservative to be such a poster child for feminist writers/comedians

I like Samantha Bee.

Heheh I'll keep that in mind!