Pretty sure, "Also, there are some little kids here whom I swear weren’t present during the night. " should be, "little kids here WHO I swear…." Also, you used sensors (like what you suspected were in your seat tag, monitoring your breathing), instead of censors (theater overlords watching their monkeys dance), which…

I was at that taping- it was at the Comedy Club on State in Madison. In person, I agree, even Doug seemed a little bit ranty, but CE was aggressive (still pretty funny). All of her observations (and sarcasm) are totally right and deserved, they're just not all that funny and sort of out of the typical high/goofy mood…

Whoa whoa whoa! Why you gotta bring the Obamas into this?