But then you'd have to keep flipping back to the same channel over and over to get it to load.

"The 400 foot-high adamantium octopus that was once the Internet."

Upvoted for referring to Geraldo as "Gerald."

Holy crap, Blago was on this show? I can't decide who I hate more, him or Trump.

Isn't that what happens on the Apprentice?

Never go into any folder labeled "homework," even/especially if the computer's owner is well out of high school.

You're just supposed to quote the damn TV show!
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What happened?

If Skylar Astin needs money, he could always license his name as the main character on a CW show.

Booo!

Yeah, I've basically started skipping non-MCU movies just so I don't burn myself out on the superheroes.

You're gonna get burns in weird places.

Guardians is worthwhile, even if you're burned out on other superhero movies. It really does play more like a really fun Star Wars than the Avengers.

Why does that make me think of Robot Santa from Futurama?

I'm just impressed the internet knows how to count.

I saw Rob Schneider do live stand-up once. He is a bitter, bitter man. Which is, frankly, not unexpected.