Grow a pair and own up. You cried. It's fine. This "chopping onions/dusty house" business is so, so tired.

Alternatively, y'all could grow the fuck up and leave the superheroes behind.

This is so not funny and trying-too-hard-y that it causes me physical pain.

You're right - someone DID totally have to miss the fact that the other three bands mentioned were supergroups.

You're right - someone DID totally have to miss the fact that the other three bands mentioned were supergroups.

Maybe the writers for your pop culture magazine shouldn't be afraid of live music, AV Club.

Man, irony is EXHAUSTING.

Wrong. Many scenes from Airplane! are lifted directly from a cheesy airborne disaster flick called Zero Hour!

I thought worrying about coolness was the reason folks went to Hold Steady shows.