"I made rice krispie squares and Tang!"

*push into hallway*

Personal favorite was "Blow in her face, and she'll follow you anywhere!"

We EAT our mistakes here, Mr. Lincoln…

I thought it was an old shot of David Cross. He's got the eyes.

Ice T's Ice Cubes sound like a great home decor idea.

Probably a lot more cabbage head jokes.

Zing!

Oh my God, he called the shit poop!

Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?

"Thank God we invented the….whatever…that lets us smoke in here!"

I've had to put my "Lil' Hitler" script on the backburner for years!

Starz sounds a lot like a friend of mine. At least, the spelling and grammar are eerily similar.

Only two kinds of people know karate…

M.I.A is still paying off the families of all the gingers she ended up killing in that video of hers.

With slightly less product placement than when Lady Gaga did it.

Everything that is old to him, is new to us!

IIIIIIIIIIIRONNNNNNNNNNN

Curtis Jackson has a head like a fucking orange.

Dammit, I missed the one previously written.