You're a moron. Of course anyone can get drugs anywhere if they are determined enough, but the idea if you're an addict is to avoid temptation and make access more difficult. David Bowie said he left Los Angeles when he was trying to kick cocaine because he knew he could never stay clean in LA. Call me crazy, but…

I've never understood why wealthy people who are trying to kick a drug habit choose to live in places like New York City or Los Angeles, where temptation is everywhere. Wouldn't it be smarter to live in a small rural town in Vermont or upstate N.Y. or Iowa or anyplace where temptation isn't staring you in the face…

"Oscar-winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead of an apparent
drug overdose — in the bathroom with a hypodermic needle still in his
arm — inside a Greenwich Village home on Sunday morning, cops said."

"Apparent drug overdose" according an anonymous source who spoke to the NY Times.

Was Pia Zadora too washed up by 1986 to be in this?

Phone numbers of downscale coke dealers?

Yeah I thought it was really odd that Nicholson was in plain view and didn't get mentioned by the announcer. That goes a long way to confirming my theory that snarky time travelers put this video together.

Phone numbers of upscale coke dealers?

And where was Michael Paré? Another epic booking fail.

My vote goes to the booking agency for failing to get Brigitte Nielsen.

Weird. "A real winner." It's like Dolph was getting trolled by a time traveler from the future.

They couldn't get Brigitte Nielsen? Epic fail.

Are you going, to Seattle?
Be sure to wear
Some flannel in your hair

Butt Bowl.

90's OVERLOAD>>> early 90's alt-rock sound, flannel shirts, Doc Martens, Chuck Taylors, chick bass player. They might be overdoing it a bit.

This could be a fun movie if all the telegrams delivered by the messenger kid are notifications that a family member has been discharged from the Army for homosexuality, and homophobic citizens have come to dread the sight of the kid pedaling his bike on their street.

"You have my thord!" — Gay Aragorn.

Looks like a treetop sniper killed them all and took a photo.

"Like a statue of a retard carved out of white gold." would be awesome but the Jobriath I heard on youTube today just sounded mediocre and derivative to me. I'd vastly prefer something flamboyantly awful. I only skimmed through the songs but the ones I heard fell in the boring zone of being too bad to enjoy but not…

Never heard Jobriath's music until just now. It's all on youTube. The guy was an absolutely shameless Bowie clone. He even apes Bowie's vocal mannerisms. I can see why nobody wanted to buy records that sounded like compilations of half-assed Bowie outtakes while Bowie himself was at his creative peak and pumping…