We're off to the witch! We may never, never, never, come home.

Goddamn. My post looks like I was trolling for a reply, but I honestly didn't know anything about this $35 shit. Was this announced early or just a sudden change?

Badass. Just added this to my Amazon shopping cart. Now I have to add more stuff to reach the $25 threshold for free shipping.

Are Democrats insane? Because they've been the biggest boosters of bin Laden's rock stardom. After bin Laden's death the whole Democratic Party hyped his reputation back up to the level of The Joker to serve as a sexy talking point for Barack Obama's reelection campaign. Before that bin Laden was rarely mentioned. …

Larry Fortensky?

Worked out even better for Osama bin Laden. Before his death, his career as a terrorist was in a sad state. He was thoroughly washed up and pathetic and harmless. Dying in a hail of American bullets turned him back into a rock star. It was the best career move he possibly could have made.

Death is always a solid career move for an artist.

If Reed is seen in a coffin with a velvet interior, millions of hipsters will simultaneously say "Oh. . . .Velvet Underground! I get it now! It's Death!" I'll be the cosmically hip guy who says "What? You didn't know that already?"

Seems odd that I never thought of this before, but is "Velvet Underground" a reference to the interior of a coffin? I googled "velvet coffin interior" and found plenty of stuff — youTube videos, shopping options, pictures. "Velvet Underground" actually works quite well as a metaphor for death. Was that the intent?

I've tried but never been able to connect with VU or Reed. I might have to give them another shot, despite their being a primary influence of R.E.M.

Yeah, he's a big jerk! Goddamn jerk.

Seasons was one of my go-tos back in my weightlifting days. I used to crank it so loud during workouts my ears would be ringing afterwards. I liked that the songs were slower, simpler, and more groove-oriented that most other Slayer albums to date. When I wanted something faster and crazier I put on Cannibal…

That's not Metallica. It's one of those things out there trying to imitate Metallica. If it has more time it will never look and sound and act exactly like Metallica.

You should have been Alice Qaeda and covered "Dead Babies."

MJH is a Republican and has borne three children. She's a fucking Republican, literally.

Jimmy Wiseau?

John Boehner, Speaker of the House of Drums.

Inglorious Basterds needs a sequel to chronicle the wacky postwar life of ex-SS Colonel Hans Landa in Boston, Mass. I see him as a (mostly) legit but hardnosed businessman raising two headstrong yet adorable daughters in the 1950's who are crazy for Little Richard and rock n' roll music — and both have black…

Rainbow's three studio records with Dio are as awesome as ever and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

Purple's absence from the HOF might be due to Ritchie Blackmore being a notorious douchebag who has made plenty of enemies. Based strictly on musical merit, Purple obviously should have gotten in long ago.