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Asshole of Green Gables
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I must have the Caucasus oil fields!  My panzers are thirsty!

I must have the Caucasus oil fields!  My panzers are thirsty!

Why on Earth would anybody think this would be a good idea?   By all means, have the bandmembers show up, sign autographs, do a Q&A, etc.; but don't have them fucking perform.  It will be a sad spectacle.

Why on Earth would anybody think this would be a good idea?   By all means, have the bandmembers show up, sign autographs, do a Q&A, etc.; but don't have them fucking perform.  It will be a sad spectacle.

No!   Let them breed for now.   We need a large supply of slave labor until the northern Lebensraum is fully colonized.  I need them to build my lakeside mansion in Saskatchewan.

No!   Let them breed for now.   We need a large supply of slave labor until the northern Lebensraum is fully colonized.  I need them to build my lakeside mansion in Saskatchewan.

Hitler's Lebensraum policy looks better and better to me when I study the map of North America.  I'd love a luxurious lakeside estate in Saskatchewan, and I should have it.  We all should.

Hitler's Lebensraum policy looks better and better to me when I study the map of North America.  I'd love a luxurious lakeside estate in Saskatchewan, and I should have it.  We all should.

He could have died young and cool.  Now he's fat, old, ugly, and uncool.  He tragically wasted his chance to tragically waste his life. That is tragic, and wasteful.

He could have died young and cool.  Now he's fat, old, ugly, and uncool.  He tragically wasted his chance to tragically waste his life. That is tragic, and wasteful.

Trap them in a bar, fine.  Set it on fire and film their deaths, better.

Trap them in a bar, fine.  Set it on fire and film their deaths, better.

You don't need music. That's a distraction.  I run fast on twisty rocky narrow wooded trails at night that I navigate largely by memory because it's so dark out.  Just knowing that a momentary lapse of concentration will run you into a tree or a sticker bush is enough to keep you focused.  It takes a few bloody

You don't need music. That's a distraction.  I run fast on twisty rocky narrow wooded trails at night that I navigate largely by memory because it's so dark out.  Just knowing that a momentary lapse of concentration will run you into a tree or a sticker bush is enough to keep you focused.  It takes a few bloody

If your kids support Obama, they're not liberals.  At this point I can't even imagine a thinking liberal supporting that phony asshole.

If your kids support Obama, they're not liberals.  At this point I can't even imagine a thinking liberal supporting that phony asshole.

Gillian will have some kinky/crazy fun along the way, but it's pretty obvious that fake Jimmy is toast. I'm 95% sure of it.  Think about it.  He's a penniless drifter who looks just like Jimmy, and Gillian has already persuaded him to answer to "James."   And we already know that Gillian really really needs ownership

Gillian will have some kinky/crazy fun along the way, but it's pretty obvious that fake Jimmy is toast. I'm 95% sure of it.  Think about it.  He's a penniless drifter who looks just like Jimmy, and Gillian has already persuaded him to answer to "James."   And we already know that Gillian really really needs ownership

I'm still scratching my head wondering why Richard hasn't been contracted to deal with the Tabor Heights situation.  He can kill a man from a mile away.  Doesn't Nucky know this?

I'm still scratching my head wondering why Richard hasn't been contracted to deal with the Tabor Heights situation.  He can kill a man from a mile away.  Doesn't Nucky know this?