Ah yes, 1992 –  the year in which the best Republican President ever was elected.   Only he ran as a Democrat.

I hope not.  I like the guidos in Saturday Night Fever.  They are northern rednecks.

I hope not.  I like the guidos in Saturday Night Fever.  They are northern rednecks.

How about Saturday Night Fever, which is a fantastic movie about a bunch of working class guidos?

How about Saturday Night Fever, which is a fantastic movie about a bunch of working class guidos?

Yeah that's a good one.   It's really a great story.

Yeah that's a good one.   It's really a great story.

Smokey and The Bandit is better than any of this shit.  Not only is it working class, it's also redneck as hell, and 100% awesome.

Smokey and The Bandit is better than any of this shit.  Not only is it working class, it's also redneck as hell, and 100% awesome.

The Tall Man?  Whose idea was that?  I can almost hear Comic Book Guy denouncing the blasphemy.

The Tall Man?  Whose idea was that?  I can almost hear Comic Book Guy denouncing the blasphemy.

I didn't see Manny da Jewish Butcha.

I didn't see Manny da Jewish Butcha.

I had no idea Spin magazine still existed.  I've been brain-boycotting them without even knowing it, which is the only way it can be done.

I had no idea Spin magazine still existed.  I've been brain-boycotting them without even knowing it, which is the only way it can be done.

"Despite popular misconception, the income classes are generally proportionally represeted in the military. Actually the lowest 20% is underrepresented and the top 20% over, but acknowledging that would take all the hyperbolic fun out of it."
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Have you ever actually served in the military?  In my experience in…

"Despite popular misconception, the income classes are generally proportionally represeted in the military. Actually the lowest 20% is underrepresented and the top 20% over, but acknowledging that would take all the hyperbolic fun out of it."
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Have you ever actually served in the military?  In my experience in…

(Bass player lifts skirt, reveals penis.)

(Bass player lifts skirt, reveals penis.)

The 2008 election convinced me that we need a draft just so sociopathic politicians can't use military adventures to further their political careers.   Young people need some skin in the game, especially young liberals, who came out in droves to vote for Barack Obama despite Obama's promising a massive escalation of…