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Asshole of Green Gables
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dramatic irony:

No, it is ironic because it's the big hit that launched her career.  It made her popular.  Now the lyrics unintentionally serve as a sarcastic comment on her lack of popularity and lack of career success.   That is irony.

No, it is ironic because it's the big hit that launched her career.  It made her popular.  Now the lyrics unintentionally serve as a sarcastic comment on her lack of popularity and lack of career success.   That is irony.

I can already smell the flopsweat and filming hasn't even started.  The smell is so potent it's wafting backwards in time.   Not even the laws of physics can stop it from spreading.

I can already smell the flopsweat and filming hasn't even started.  The smell is so potent it's wafting backwards in time.   Not even the laws of physics can stop it from spreading.

I wonder if she ever considers the cruel irony of singing a song called "I Think We're Alone Now" to a sparse crowd in a near-empty venue.

I wonder if she ever considers the cruel irony of singing a song called "I Think We're Alone Now" to a sparse crowd in a near-empty venue.

Van Halen?

Van Halen?

Chapter 2:  Her Pussy Lips were No Longer Sealed

Chapter 2:  Her Pussy Lips were No Longer Sealed

Oh yeah?  Well you can stick that joke in an envelope and mail it to Pueblo, Colorado for all I care, smart guy.

Oh yeah?  Well you can stick that joke in an envelope and mail it to Pueblo, Colorado for all I care, smart guy.

I spent most of the 70's in the South living amongst true rednecks and I still haven't warmed back up to Skynrd and Allmans, not that I ever much liked them to begin with.  I like lots of redneck shit from those days but those two bands just bore me.

I spent most of the 70's in the South living amongst true rednecks and I still haven't warmed back up to Skynrd and Allmans, not that I ever much liked them to begin with.  I like lots of redneck shit from those days but those two bands just bore me.

"Couldn't have been given when the film was set."

"Couldn't have been given when the film was set."

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Shit you're right.  I thought it was a mall all these years.