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Asshole of Green Gables
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There ought to be a law stating that you get to be in one romantic comedy, then you are killed.   Besides cutting down on the number of these montrosities, it would have the pleasing result that every rom-com cast would be stocked with elderly and terminally ill people looking to make some quick bucks to leave to

What?  No Full Monty?  That movie was patient zero of a cinematic plague.

What?  No Full Monty?  That movie was patient zero of a cinematic plague.

Fuck no.  With very rare exceptions, I will say that anybody who votes for a candidate from the two-party system endorses it and all its horribleness and if you vote for a turd president like Obama or Romney you own the two-party system and you should have the number 2 branded on your forehead so your neighbors can

Fuck no.  With very rare exceptions, I will say that anybody who votes for a candidate from the two-party system endorses it and all its horribleness and if you vote for a turd president like Obama or Romney you own the two-party system and you should have the number 2 branded on your forehead so your neighbors can

"I agree in principle, but politically it ain't gonna happen for at least a decade or so."

"I agree in principle, but politically it ain't gonna happen for at least a decade or so."

Here's what he should NOT have done:

Here's what he should NOT have done:

If you actually believe the ACA was anywhere near what Democrats had the power to get, then you are the definition of a low-information voter.   And don't tell me about the Senate filibuster, because the public option and other things could have been inserted into the reconciliation sidecar and passed with 50 votes,

If you actually believe the ACA was anywhere near what Democrats had the power to get, then you are the definition of a low-information voter.   And don't tell me about the Senate filibuster, because the public option and other things could have been inserted into the reconciliation sidecar and passed with 50 votes,

Huge fail in the first two days.

Huge fail in the first two days.

Where is my logon?  Oh, it's in a zip file.  Let me unzip it.   Here is my log.  On.

Where is my logon?  Oh, it's in a zip file.  Let me unzip it.   Here is my log.  On.

I'd like to insert my cable into that DSL port.

I'd like to insert my cable into that DSL port.

That photo would make a badass album cover.  Seriously. Gangsta rappers try to look hard on their covers, but they can't touch this one.

That photo would make a badass album cover.  Seriously. Gangsta rappers try to look hard on their covers, but they can't touch this one.

Yes, but no sense in dwelling on it.  Thurston is going to get all the corpse-painted dog-collared groupie ass he can handle.   That's real therapy.