The Beardstie Boys?

Beard rockers rockin' the beards.  Beard on, dude.

Speaking of wasted opportunities, the first Brady Bunch movie should have played up the sci-fi element.  There was this clear notion in the script that the Bradys existed in what Star Trek calls a "temporal displacement," where two different time frames exist simultaneously in the same physical space.  It was an…

Is Joe Satriani in that band?

Is Joe Satriani in this band?  Cause "Mind Spiders" sounds like something Satriani would think up.

We already got it.  It's called Afghanistan.

Sleigh Bells needed pyro.  Big flash pots on top of the Marshalls, or maybe even inside the Marshalls.   Blow them up.  If you're going retro metal kitsch then go all the way.

I still think Metallica was pretty much forced to simplify because Lars' technical limitations had become so glaring by the early 90's.   By then every known death metal band had a drummer who could play circles around Lars.   What do you do?  Do you ask Lars to compete with musicians who could embarrass him?  It…

It's a very good movie.   I liked it when it came out and I think it's held up pretty well.

Sad Wings and Unleashed.   Start with "Victim of Changes" on Unleashed.  Not sure why you're having a hard time getting into Sad Wings.  That one clicked for me immediately.

(hype) Slang n.
1. Excessive publicity and the ensuing commotion: the hype surrounding the murder trial.
2. Exaggerated or extravagant claims made especially in advertising or promotional material: "It is pure hype, a gigantic PR job" (Saturday Review).
3. An advertising or promotional ploy: "Some restaurant owners in…

The Pitchfork people kinda went all-in on this band.   Unless the new record was plainly awful they almost had to keep up the hype just to avoid looking foolish.  

I'd subject her to a Reign of Penis.

This band screams "in five years you'll be embarrassed you bought our record."  Just a stupid stupid manufactured fad.

And he got out right before the tech bubble completely imploded.   Great timing!   Genius!

I concur.   This band is indie chic reworked for frat parties and date rapists.

How many condoms?   5?

I actually kind of agree with Courtney's lawyers.   "They got to her" could mean a lot of things, especially coming from a drug abuser.   To a really hardcore junkie those words could mean almost anything.

YouTube peaked too early with "What What in the Butt."  How can you top that?  After that there was nowhere to go but down.

American romantic comedies are Al Qaeda's best recruiting tool.