Bill Keane: the new official cartoonist of Hell.   Satan smiles.  "Glad to have ya on board, Billy me boy."

Goofy stage name.  He was never more than chubby, not truly obese.  If you're a rapper and you're not seriously fat then you shouldn't have "heavy" in your name.

Amy Winehouse has everybody in the mood for vodka.

Gin?  No Malört?

He was just a Irish traitor in league in the British.  The IRA heirarachy was notorious for being infiltrated by paid agents of the British.  In WW2 the Germans toyed with the idea of partnering with the IRA to fight the Brits but after some research they concluded that the IRA was so ovewhelmingly infested with…

This episode was all about the Irish.  The Margaret/Sleater fucking was inevitable.  In the end what they craved more than anything was a tangible and positive connection to the homeland.  How to get it? Margaret needed an Irish cock inside her.  Sleater needed his cock inside an Irish lass.  It was a good transaction…

It would fun if, by the end of the series, Margaret ends up being the most evil and bloodthirsty character on the show.   She would be like Galadriel if Galadriel had taken the Ring from Frodo.   The Dark Queen.  All would love her and despair.

Van Alden is sort of necessary IMO.  He's a metaphor for the tortured morality of Prohibition.  Basically, he is Prohibition in human form.   If you get rid of him then something would be missing.

I fully expect Margaret will make her bones with Katy, or at least be pushed to the brink of doing it.   It's kinda cool that you can see it coming.  Margaret is surrounded by murderers and I like that she's headed for a brush with becoming one herself.

No.  We will have extinguished civilization with nuclear weapons and then rebuilt it up to its current level around the time Amy is ready to be harvested and refined into gasoline.  There will be plenty of oil at that time because humans will have spent the previous 50 million years living in caves.  The combustion…

So Amy goes into the ground to become oil eventually.  Millions of years from now somebody will have Amy in his gas tank and notice the car being unusually peppy due to Amy's freakishly high octane rating.  

No trace of illegal drugs in her, says autopsy.  Apparently you can overcome a heroin addiction by drowning it with vodka.  That's great news and a ray of hope for heroin addicts.  Vodka is the cure.  Lots and lots of vodka.

Nothing's Sucking. . .

Slap bass sucks.

The standard red flame hellion is already overpowered enough.  100 minerals and ZERO GAS for an area-effect unit that can straight-up win the game all by itself.  That's fucking retarded.   Hellion needs to cost gas.  Then at least it would delay the terran tech progression and terrans couldn't just suicide them into…

Fuck that.

Fuck you.  I want neural back in the game.   I'm sick of getting rolled by stupid assholes who turtle on 3 bases and then a-move a ball built on 3-4 colossi.  A chimp could do that.   Game balance is shit in PvZ since patch 1.4.

Felicia have any pull with Blizzard?  I know she's a WoW celebrity.  Starcraft 2 patch 1.4 fucked up all us zergs.  Neural parasite range 7 now.  It's useless.  Colossus/stalker/sentry deathball can just a-move and roflstomp zerg.  We're back in the bad old days of hydra/roach/corruptor to counter the Protoss…

The Shaggs.  Duh.   Whole body of work consisted of one studio album(1969), plus a forgettable compilation released post mortem(1982).  That one studio album was ground zero for much of the modern indie rock sensibility.

Courtney Love!  Hire her, Thurston.   Musical magic will happen.  Trust me.   Kim used up all her talent a decade ago.   Courtney still has plenty to offer.