Chapter 4 — Holy Shit - or Sunday Runny Sunday.

I'm a diehard 70's soft rock fanatic. I grew up on that stuff. It's hands down my favorite comfort music. I have a huge amount of 70's music files on my hard drive and they get a lot of play. I also have them burned onto CD for listening in the car.

"The Pantsshitter"
I'm writing it now. It won't have any anecdotes about alt-comedy superstars. Just lots of shit and toilet paper.

Grey is nice, but the sexiest SS uniforms were the black ones. I'm not sure why a jewish girl would wear a nazi uniform. Could be a good subject for her next confessional book.

Lucifer's testes
Filled with yummy goodness

These jerks are ruining it
Referring to a person as "a gay" is actually kinda funny if there's no ill intent or disrepect. Asshole Egyptistan is gonna fuck it all up.

Dawning of the Age of Aquarius
"Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelations
And the mind's true liberation"
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I love the song but those lyrics are the definition of "hippy-dippy." That's part of the charm of…

Reb Brown
Yor 2, please.

Blade Runner; Duh!
How could you miss this one? Decaying labrythine futuristic L.A. in which life is cheap. Detective Deckard was lucky to survive his assignment. Everybody is lucky to survive in that town.

Gandalf the Gay? Get real. It's Gayndalf the Gway.

Each volcano is Satan's penis
The Dark Lord has many cocks.

I used to HATE metal back in the day. To me it was dumbo music for stupid white trash. I was a total alt/punk music snob before Appetite for Destruction came out, which was classed as metal at the time. I was honest enough with myself to admit I liked it. The metal door was ajar. Then I heard Master of Puppets. …

Repo Man made me realize I am far cooler than most people, because I already knew all the "TV Party" lyrics that Otto sang. My coolness continues unabated. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know.

Hellhammer still rules. They're the missing link between The Stooges and Black Sabbath. Many have tried to be that, but Hellhammer succeeded, though unintentionally.

The reason those Mac ads don't work for me
is that John Hodgman is way more likable than Justin Long.

Sid and Marty Krofft
Krofft is perhaps a bit before the time of many posters, but the Kroffts produced an impressive oeuvre of children's entertainment throughout the early/mid 1970's, and a lot of it still holds up. It's disarmingly innocent stuff, yet much of it is also surreal and steeped in psychedelic hippie…

Barbarian Movies
These things are the best form of entertainment for people. When will Hollywood have its Barbarian Renaissance? It's long overdue. I remember my local videotape rental store having a "Fantasy" section. It was a whole aisle of tape cases bedecked with pictures of scantily-clad men and women…

"And his site needs a new translator. Seriously, what he wrote in Spanish should translate as, "I ACCEPT MY HOMOSEXUALITY [his caps] like a gift that life gives me" — how do you get that other infelicitous sentence out of that? Christ, even Teen People could do better than that. "
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"A gay" is the best. It sounds kinda silly and funny, but without being disrespectful or mean-spirited. When life offers such opportunities, they must be seized.

Stop saying he is gay. It's way cooler to say he is a gay. If I were a gay person I'd want to be called "a gay."