Norman Bates' mother
It's pretty badass to commit murder from beyond the grave. When your hateful murderous impulses oulive you in the flesh of another person then you have truly led a life of extraordinary magnitude.

I don't understand
How can people chasing weather events sustain a whole movie? Is Twister any good? I never saw it. It seemed like a weird idea for a movie, and not good-weird.

This movie
is cooler than the others.

Waterloo Station
One my one trip to London I was just aimlessly wandering around town alone in the wee hours of the morning and found myself outside Waterloo Station, where Terry met Julie every Friday night. That was pretty cool. Somehow the unexpectedness of it made it even cooler. I didn't see Terry or Julie.…

Pointless pop-culture revisionism
mixed with a smattering of contrarianism is all this Seger shit amounts to. There is no compelling reason to revisit or reevaluate this mediocre overexposed music. I was glad when it finally became socially acceptable to admit liking Tom Petty, but Seger should stay in the classic…

As an Afghan warlord. . .
I must protest the persecution of my finest customer for my poppy crops. She is a good woman who has used the Cobain fortune to finance many a roadside bombing of the hated infidels.

C.H.I.P's
The pacing of that show is SOOO SLOOOWWW. It's really relaxing. I like leisurely-paced stuff when I'm sick. For music, give me Little River Band and England Dan & John Ford Coley.