Mammy told me about your tomfoolery in the tool shed. Is it true you taped a spoon to a rolled up newspaper and tried to explore her privates with it?

Get that fucking ape in here

Sorry Mammy

If you happen to be a woman, Scott will finger you with his penis.

Technically it's an orangutan

Cherry Blossom is in full bloom. Focus on the pageantry

Come-Fu!