Human Cupcake?  It's where a midget gets fat, frost her hair, and gets half eaten-out at a kids 8th birthday party.

I can only speak for myself, of course, but as to what she should buy, my answer would be—ANYTHING!  Holy crap, she spent part of her day planning to fuck me.  Nothing would be worse than having some sexual hangup that would make me not appreciate whatever she brought home from a sex-shop.

Bad cops

Bad cops

The Wire: Colorado

The Wire: Colorado