Whoops, I should have thought better about googling "Porny Brian from Thailand".

I like that Mike's entire face was blurred out, as though he made a face so grotesque it was considered obscene.

Awww, why The Fillmore in Detroit?

Vanessa is a nightmare. I walked that exact same path when I was a kid and even I didn't complain, even though I was a little snot. And I'm sure this has been said before but how dumb do you have to be to think dating a guy who has been divorced 3 times already is a good idea?

By the end of that tribal council I was so mad I had a headache. It almost made me want to stop watching Survivor altogether but I feel like I have to just because it will be so satisfying when Colton gets his comeuppance.  

Rich people too!

By memorable I think he meant memorable, not best.

Well you don't have the crippling handicap of being born a female, like Rachel does.

I bet Phil hurled a rock through the window of the second bus to slow it down and add some drama to the race.

Nope!

This is the song without an end, it goes on and on my friend…

Will it help me find true love?

I think my favorite Twisted Metal was the first one.

I'm upset they didn't mention my marriage to Karatloz.

Because he's a man and that's what manly men do!

Gross, you live in that place?

War Whores.

Guys, guys, come on. Drewogatory is trying to look cool on the internet and you're ruining it! Knock it off.

Your mom keeps my standard up.

Oh ha ha! That team was one of my favorites, I will always remember him yelling and throwing stuff at that bus.