Best. Article. EVEEEEEEEER!

FailBlog's quality has dropped significantly of late. What's up with all the stupid Wins? It's fucking FAILBlog goddammit! And a ton of the Fails are just them failing to recognize jokes in advertising. And they delete more of my comments than even The A.V. Club does! Fuck them! Fuck you too!

Man…
Fuck this movie.

CancerAIDS for Dijonase!

Does anyone else get the feeling Lindsay Vohn is kind of an attention whore? For some reason she's really been bugging me.

You should lose some weight.

Aw, scanning your post at first I thought you were gonna be reviewing Survivor.

Thanks for informing us that you have nothing to say. Buttface.

I said shut up!

Shut up.

Instead of watching this…
I watched pornography and furiously masturbated. It was great!

One of his best roles? It's by far his best. You assface.

Instead of watching this…
Oh wait, I did watch it. Victoria Beckham seems so aristocratic, I like that in a lady.

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam.

Ha ha! It's Dave Barry!

Let's try this out.
Instead of watching this I watched the 2-hour pilot for the series Firefly. It was a rollicking good time!

I think you're great, however you really need to get a slutty picture of yourself, you slut.

Shut up you 20-cent whore.

Honey, they're on to us… Now get off the internet and go make me a sandwich.

You're still trolling?