Alright, whoever posted this on those forums deserves some sort of award, or fellatio or something:

I'm registered, and I just wanted to say you're an idiot.

Well whoop-de-fucking-doo.

This is my 666th comment. Just wanted to use it to say I despise you and I hope your family dies in a fire while you are in in your flat masturbating, thus rendering you psychologically unable to masturbate ever again.

Hey everybody, my 666th comment is coming up! Line to suck my dick forms right here!

Jesus Christ!
What a huge douche!

3rd

I am registered, and I would like to state that TomWaits is pretty annoying.

Ha ha!

Louis, I think you're confusing Karatloz with me.

Why not call them cougars? I call fat people derogatory names, I might as well have a term to label desperate middle-aged floozies.

Why don't you tell us some more of your favorite movie scenes.

At last I have found you! Please, give me your phone number and home address that we may reconnect and make amorous love till your member is chafed and aching!

I too would enjoy pictures of Ellie.

Hey, it's MelissaW!

I envy your life.

I thought she looked kind of tan, but it's usually pretty dark and hard to tell when I'm peeking through her windows.

I have a bunch of taped football games at my apartment. And a football, if you want to… uh, well I saw this video… er, nevermind.

A very generous and kind personality!

Oh boy!
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