Mulholland Drive is a great film… to masturbate to!

What's wrong with ham sandwiches? I'm personally not a big fan, but I've never heard ham sandwich used as a put-down.

I banged your mom. Her vulva was aubergine and my ejaculate was eau-de-nil.

@Karatloz: I haven't been allowed anywhere near the mini putt course since an unfortunate accident involving a group of teenage girls, my forgetting to wear anything under my trench coat, a windy day, and an inopportune boner.

You know what Karatloz, I used to have nothing but contempt for you, but now I'm only mildly displeased by your existence. In fact, I recall chuckling at something you said a couple months ago. I think it's because you don't comment nearly as often as you used to. I feel like it's time for me to move on to a different…

Whoa Phel…

Can anyone tell what he is looking at on his computer? I tried pausing it on the screen but I can't really tell.

Ha ha! "black licorice/ANISE" AHAHAHAHA!!!

*Sigh*

*Pops in pornographic DVD*

Harlot!

Who made Kung-Fu Panda? Greatest animated film of all time.

I watched this instead of American Idol.

Big Sausage Pizza is the worst porn ever!

Learn to spell.

Failed firstie! Or lastie! Fail all around!

Hey thanks everybody! This is probably one of the best discussions I've read on this site.

Out of curiosity, why does everybody dump on Voyager? I enjoyed it. Actually I might just have enjoyed 7 of 9…

You have no idea how much joy it brings me to see a character from my favorite Monty Python sketch regularly appear on this site. You need to comment on every article.

Why yes, I Karatloz, would very much like to hear some spoilers. Please, let us hear these spoilers.