It's probably just an erection, don't worry about it.

Instead of watching this…
I watched my life flash before my eyes as I plummeted downwards. My first love, my first kiss, the first time I masturbated; brief images of happier times passed through my mind as I quickly approached the ground. Soon I would know peace, for the first time in my life…

THE WIRE?!?!? I LOVE THAT SHOW! *fap fap fap*

Stop being such an asshole Karatloz, you're embarrassing us.

B-?
Oh, woe is me.

CHANG
This is unrelated to the subject but I'm in class and my professor left the "E" off change so it says DYNAMIC CHANG up on the board. I couldn't help but think of you fuckers.

Failed firsties!

No.

Revenge of the Nerds is on there so I finally got around to watching it. It was alright. I probably would have enjoyed it more if I was 20 years younger.

I want Better off Ted and I want it NOW!

Oh, but a stranger would ruin the whole purpose of doing it in front of a mirror. I was fantasizing I was having sex with a clone of myself.

Mmmmm…. Slash and Allison. Ooooh yeah…

Slash is awesome and all, but what does he know about singing?

Instead of watching this
I watched myself masturbate in a mirror. Making eye contact with myself was kind of weird.

The Wire
The Wire!

So, can anyone participate in the discussion?

Are you a fan of Bruce Lee?

Cpt. Gonad

I want to though.

It's pronounced Throat-Wobbler Mangrove.