Thanks Termineuter!

Instead of watching this…
I read The Essential Calvin and Hobbes. I will never get tired of rereading those comics.

You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

I thought bizzaro me was in high school. Didn't it say that at some point?

Or perhaps you have become the troll? And I have become the… uh… regular commentator?

I am The Impression!

Hey! This reminds me of when I used to impersonate you properly! I'd just say "Meh" about whatever the article was about and everyone thought I was you! I should go back to doing that.

How? How did you know?

Instead of watching this…
I continuously refreshed the page hoping to get a first. Since r1ma ruined my fun I'm gonna either spitefully masturbate or watch This is Spinal Tap. Maybe I'll do both at the same time.

But he's fat!

Michael Moore is fat.

Oddly enough I've never gotten around to watching Beetlejuice also. However, not having watched Sandlot is fucking unforgivable. You better get on that, bizzaro me.

I'm having a bLAST!

Instead of watching this…

Yeah, I was definitely expecting something else. What a giant disappointment.

I need to know what happens to John Henry! I don't want this to end!

Well, who's gonna be the first to wish cancer, aids, or death by fire on Tasha?

No way I'm going to that link!

Come on Phel, why don't you, you know, actually make a comment that has something remotely relevant to do with the article?

Instead of watching this I was being viciously beaten by a mob of angry villagers.