Actually it had a brief run in theaters. I saw it in a pretty packed theater before its run was over.

Hi Burl!

OK, since you say so. Though I'm surprised to hear it from you. Or is there a different Shredder? I think I'm thinking of someone else. God, it's so hard to keep people separate.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I despise you. I hope I never hear from you again.

I save every tissue I've masturbated into.

Yeah…

Wooo!
666!!

Instead of watching this,
I lay in bed and cried bitterly.

If only the police appreciated it like you do…

Yay! Recognition! So back-up me has a shtick where he says what he watched instead of American Idol? That's some primo trolling right there. I don't really watch the show but I enjoy the reviews and like the way Claire interacts with the commentators.

Well!
This is the first time I'm first!

I like to furtively masturbate during the applause for an encore, and pretend they are applauding me.

You know I can copy it whenever I want? People still mistook you for me when our avatars were slightly different anyways.

D0NGS!

Ketchup… I have a problem.

All right, I made up Cooking With Smegma, I was actually watching Better Off Ted. However, I was serious about the booing. That shit is irritating.

Ha!

Why did you feel the need to specify that you're straight?

Who can love me? I am but a simple internet persona. Besides, some of my masturbatory exploits are quite impressive.