Shout was perfect.

This is my first
first.

I was there but I was dressed as a female acquaintance of mine.

I think you're HOT, AVClub Commenter Number 37261.

I wouldn't mind grooming her, if you know what I mean…

Look, I've masturbated to a lot of beautiful women, and I would just like to say that I've masturbated to Keira more than any other. God, my lust for her is crippling. It weighs on my mind constantly. I lost my last job because I got caught repeatedly masturbating at my desk while watching clips of her in Domino. I…

Ha ha!

Please contain future posts to a single sentence. Thank you.

Jesus Christ, you're complaining about Flight of the Conchords? Be grateful for once in your shitty lives.

It also led to her removing the picture, thus taking some primo fap material away from me.

You goddamn trolls are ruining everything!

Oh shit, I forgot about that. You know, sometimes I wish I'd never read that book.

Yeah, the bit where Jimmy slashes his dad with the broken coffee mug had the same effect on me.

ZOMG gAyV club is totes stoopid, HAL0 Rulez you are teh ghey u n00bs lolololololol

Hey, I watched this for the titties, and the titties alone. Man, I masturbated like six times in a row to this movie. Good times…

Lasties!

Is there a reason I have cancer?

Lasties!

I wouldn't mind seeing his boomstick, wink wink, nudge nudge.

Oh my!
I have such a man-crush on Bruce. He is a God amongst men.