No no, Assmaster, he wants a suit at the Hilton. A suit. Got to look classy while you're at the Hilton!

Fuck yeah bitches! ZMF is the SHIT! He's what inspired me to start trolling in the first place. I'm thinking about resurrecting my shtick where I post the same thing a hundred times in a row. Think that will get me an interview?

That's what YOUR MOM told me! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Karatloz you piece of shit, stay away from her! We all know she likes me better anyways.

Hey, I can stop doing it anytime I want to! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm tired and am going to masturbate myself to sleep.

I watched Exotica with the full intention of masturbating to it (Hey, with a title like Exotica, it must be sexy!) but I was surprised to find myself actually watching it with interest. I still ended up masturbating to it though.

With God as my witness I WILL MASTURBATE TO THIS MOVIE!!! Just as I have masturbated to all movies featuring Kate Winslet that I have viewed, I will pleasure myself to this one. I don't know if I'll even wait till it comes out on DVD.

Did you find out who the guy who deletes the comments is?

The Chang has double-posted! Henceforth we must all double-post lest we be seen as infidels!

The Chang has double-posted! Henceforth we must all double-post lest we be seen as infidels!

Hot damn!!
Who knew Emily Post was so hot? I for one am happy to comment on her fuckability!

I don't think this review addressed whether Australia is masturbation worthy. While I've masturbated to Nicole Kidman in many movies, it would be nice to whack it to something new. There's only so many times you can bop your bologna to Cold Mountain.

Tell us of this spaghetti incident and maybe we'll forgive you.

Premature Ejaculation

I couldn't even get through that clip above. Man, I need to man up.

Ellie Idol? I love your work!

So can we make comments on whether or not we find him bangable? Or will they get deleted?

@Jorge

"All your base are belong to us" is actually from Zero Wing, not Revenge of the Sith.

Huge glaring error in article!!
You guys! "All your base are belong to us" is from Zero Wing, not Revenge of the Sith.