Ooooh, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Ooooh, I get high with a little help from my friends.

What the fuck man? Get your life together.

Well if it's gonna get deleted, lets at least make it kinky.

I like your name.

Right! Jesus when is somebody gonna tell her to lose some goddam weight? Amiright?

She certainly isn't fat! Unlike… um… what's her name? You know? The fat one?

I would be under the Regular Commentators section, right?

You don't have a PS3 Karatloz? Damn, I was hoping we could play video games together. We have so much fun, you and I.

Did you create that site Karatloz?

Hey Karatloz, let me know if you comment on any other sites, alright?

Thanks a lot boredlady. How am I gonna masturbate to The Pursuit of Happyness now?

@Fritzy-Poo: No, I did not masturbate to W, as I have not seen it yet. However, I did masturbate to the trailer.

Well excuuuuuse me for forgetting a comma! What I meant was "Leave history man out of this, asshole." The asshole being you.

Leave history man out of what asshole? I wasn't talking to him anyways.

Leave history man out of this asshole!

Fuck YOU.

Ha ha, you had me worried for a second there. I think we complement each other nicely. You're the cultured, cynical, hipster. I'm the low-brow, boorish, everyman.

Whoa… Where did that come from? Have I done something to upset you? I bet there's a fake KaratIoz going around impersonating me! He probably said something rude to you, didn't he? Well I assure you, it wasn't me. Or maybe you're a fake Karatloz. Yeah, that's probably it. Karatloz would never be as rude as you. Shame…

How come whenever I reply to Karatloz my comments get deleted? Did he take out a restraining order against me or something?

Perry Bible Fellowship doesn't get damn near enough recognition.