to be fair, you also can't fly jets if you're dead.

"ah, you know — I knew we were forgetting something…"

"Moneyball" was pretty enjoyable, but if it hadn't had Brad Pitt as lead, would anybody give a shit..?

it'll grow thicker when i get older, right?

anyone who is willing to spend ridiculous amounts of time in fabricating a universe (including inventing culture, language, governments, history, etc) is almost guaranteed to be some species of windbag

that's not how i.e. works

"bored and horny junior high boy" is redundant. "junior high boy" would have sufficed

@avclub-99b410aa504a6f67da128d333896ecd4:disqus why do you talk like that? is it… is it an internet disability?

that guy's a dick

tah keh RI uh

no, what he said is that they don't know what they're protesting. i suspect you read about two and a half sentences of his post.

*TWINK

i don't think i was alive when ziggy was ever funny/relevant. i don't understand your criteria here

they're both dead.?

failed callout. failed failed callout callout. -(s)ies. am i cute?

lmao. fucking rihanna says this?

people watch this show for hugh laurie. medical mysteries are probably the second-cheapest commodity on tv after police procedurals

eh
thought this read "Tyler Perry film may reuinite Monty Python," pulled gun out of desk and held to my temple

@et jeremy has pretty obvious lyrics, though, even if you only catch every third word or so

honorable mention edward scissorhands