Did someone say there was gonna be a nice set of bristols in this movie?

There is nothing funny about relentless masturbation, unless you count the time in '87 when I nearly broke my arm to a Cindy Crawford calender.

Financially it's cheaper, but not for your karma man!

I saw Star Wars in the theater at the age of six, it completely sucked me in and to this day is the single most influential piece of pop culture I've ever experienced. Episodes I, II and III are complete rubbish and it just shows that you can only capture lightning in a bottle once.

"Caribbean" damn it. So what if I'm an idiot?!

@ElRoboDiablo. The polite way to say that would be " You're right, Tim Burton is now a joke and his pegboy Depp is overrated and deserves to live in France".

I'm really bothered by the laugh tracks on sitcoms, thanks to that youtube video where it was removed from a couple of scenes in Big Bang Theory. I find myself questioning every sitcom I've ever seen and thought was funny. I feel really stupid and duped by this (now obvious) power of suggestion.

Hey, I see ya still comb your hair like a girl.

Yeah, go watch Boondock Saints again.

Boondock Saints is not entertaining.

Tim Burton AND Johnny Depp. Go the fuck away already. The trailer for Alice In Wonderland enrages me. My kids ask me what's wrong when ever it comes on the tube.

Quiet Riot, that Slick Black Cadillac has lost some of it's shine.

THE DEVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED!

Ha! Ha! "semi-literate midwesterner"……wait a minute…….

Everybody wants to be appreciated for the job they do, no matter how menial or exigent.