Val Kilmer's old mask IS Batman.

"WHERE IS THE KRYPTONITE? WHERE? WHERE IS THE KRYPTONITE? YOU'D NEVER LEAVE IT WITH A CIVILIAN, LUTHOR."

I thought the whole pilot of Fringe was about her being called "sweety" and being dismissed by almost every man in power around her, and it is through her own tenacity she wins her position.

And it was a 4-H parade, not a tornado.

Linguo—Chaotic Evil

Would Katie Holmes have stayed on? Would Suri never have been born? What other strange anomalies does this alternate timeline offer?

Well, a certain Governator might need some redeeming, too:

@avclub-b0dae075785888267fc19871f3e7dab7:disqus , I always thought it looked like an older (at the time) Robert Deniro.

*Batman pursues Mister Mxyzptlk, gets foot stuck in a pail of tar*

The Robo-Penis is headed right for us!

"Kansas? This is SPAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAA!"

So the final verdict is: (http://www.boxofficemojo.co…

Nah, nah, nah, Light Speed's too slow. We're gonna have to go right to Ludicrous Speed.

I'd think with that username you'd be more of a Colt 45 aficionado.

What, no Girls?

Where's Roger the Homunculus?

And that's Money Momentum.

You would know. You were there 7 years ago, when the strength of Men failed.

In 2 weeks: A talking cat?!?

Cranky dads with taste.