Avril Lavigne WAS 30 when she wrote that.

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I thought the retarded-free version of that song was 3 minutes of silence.

YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING I LIKE!

The "ABC" song! Fuck that bullshit!

That's one way to deliver a baby.

That makes it better?

Conjuring's trailers just look too good to make me think it has a chance. But then, yeah, people love a good theater scare.

Well, both will give you diarrhea.

Swap 1 and 6 and then swap 1 and 2 and you have a deal.

Despite everything else connected to Grown Ups 2 I did find the "high school photo" poster to be cute. To bad it wasn't attached to a quality film.

Varmint brains, though popular in Peruvian cuisine, are not commonly found in Washington D.C.

There's aliens in DKR? SPOILERS, dude.

I know I'll open myself up to criticism here, but I was rolling my eyes at the first Pacific Rim trailer until I realized it was by Del Toro.

Matinees, my friend.

Idris Elba is my daughter.

It's the only way to be sure.

No problem, Adam, glad you feel bet—HEY!

I've got a naked puppet doin' a lewd, lascivious Fandango on the lap of
a full-grown man! I got a fella over here, he's churnin' butter. A lady
over here dippin' candles…it's like a pioneer porn shop in here!
Close 'em down, boys!

These things happen.