Oh, egg.

Discovering my own gluten intolerance was a like a sharp shot in the gut. I hate it, hate it, hate it.

The even named a wing at Eastern University after him!

Oooh, lookit Mister Fancy, with all his grandmas. You don't have to rub all our grandmotherless saps' faces in it.

He's only had them a couple of weeks, but he can already tell they love him.
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Leonard can't digest corn.

Positive K!

In related news, Sir Mix-A-Lot likes small to medium butts.

I'm still convinced Clint Mansell's "Lux Aeterna" (AKA the Requiem for a Dream song) is directly influenced by Godzilla '54's main theme.

"It's easy to make a lot of money, if that's all you wanna do is make a lot of money."

5 Bags of Popcorn should be industry standard.

@avclub-4b7f871c66be5ac7630c27bb5e21fe7f:disqus , sounds like Phipps's contract was up, he had an offer to work with a former colleague and AV Clubber, and he poached his most trusted film writers.

Tagline from the poster: "This summer, Get Fuckeded!"

When I see his name, I can't help but think of Krazy Kat.

I'm on your side.

Maybe I'm wrong and Vishnevetsky found some tiny crumb of a redeeming quality to upgrade it from F to D-.
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"Largely free of Sandler’s usual schmaltz and lame romance…"

And yet you're doing that in over 2,000 theaters.

And yet, I'm sure the 2-hour crime video has more laughs than Grown Ups 2.

Keeping floating hatchets away from cooking devices is OSHA regulation 2319.D.

That's because his father touched his butthole.